Too much Oscar Wilde - Too many martinis.

The fight involved a taxidermy octopus, a large amount of glitter, The Art of French Cooking, and Dorian Gray's left sock.

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Sometimes human beings are very much like bees. Bees are fiercely protective of their hive, provided you are outside it. Once you’re in, the workers sort of assume that it must have been cleared by management and take no notice; various freeloading insects have evolved a mellifluous existence because of this very fact. Humans act the same way.
Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (via imjohnlocked)

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